"You teach people....

Victim (Me) "I don't know why you guys are giving me so much shit"
DC (James Angelo) "You teach people how to treat you, Jon"

Cool Glasses

DC "Those glasses really look good on you"
Victim "Yeah, that's what everybody keeps telling me"
DC "Or maybe they just make you look different or something...I don't know"

march 4th, I think

Other "so, what do you guys think of her"
DC "She's outta your league....she's outta my league"